The Catholic League Presents...

When are religious organizations and other anal retentive conservatives going to wake up and realize that when you publicly call for a boycott of something, you're only just giving free publicity to whatever the hell it is you don't want people to see in the first place?
Catholics are calling for the boycott of "The Da Vinci Code" movie by Ron Howard. For shit's sake why bother? Everyone with half a fucking brain is going to go, “Hmm the catholic league really doesn't want me to see this, I bets its blasphem-tastic! Maybe I'll get to see some tits in it too!"
People called for a boycott of Monty Python's Life of Brian, and guess what happened, it's a classic and regarded as some of Python's finest work. Catholics called for boycotts of 'Dogma', which was like picking a fight with a retarded kid seeing as how the movie only really got a limited release in theaters anyway, and what's that? A cult classic that is considered by many... okay me, to be Smith's best work.
For fuck's sake, if they want these movies to bomb, just demand that they put Cedric the Entertainer in it and you'll have a bomb so big Al Qaeda will be trying to steal it.